sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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