Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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