This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So. Much. Porn.
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