Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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