Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
