so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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