You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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