Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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