Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
you had me at cake vodka
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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