I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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