Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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