...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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