Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
