I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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