I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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