I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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