So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
