we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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