Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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