Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
