I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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