im gay
i know
yea but for you.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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