Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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