I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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