so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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