booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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