I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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