You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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