this just has baby written all over it
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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