Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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