so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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