I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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