Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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