didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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