It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
