I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Less talking, more tequila
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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