I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just want to make out with him forever
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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