Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
