so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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