honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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