She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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