thus making me awesome and them whores
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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