Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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