is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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