Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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