Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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