Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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