I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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