I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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