I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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