Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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