guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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