so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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