dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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