called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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