Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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