But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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